Friday, January 20, 2012
Bark Bits... Quick Hits and Fazed Cookies
As reported yesterday, it appears one of the factors keeping Mitt Romney from releasing his tax records is the millions of dollars in U.S. tax-free investments he has conveniently sheltered in the Cayman Islands.
This is just too much--the ultra-rich corporate raider businessman stashing away millions to avoid paying taxes to the government he wants to run. What a patriot.
Don’t worry though; Missionary Mitt plans to make up for that shortfall in the national treasury that he and thousands of other “job creators” have created--by cutting your retirement and health care benefits.
Little Dumber Boy
While Romney Rolls on, the Rick Perry Cowboy Train has finally run off the rails. The Texas governor, who wants to eliminate multiple departments of the federal government, but can't seem to remember which ones, will now have much more free time to address the topic he loves the most--Texas succeeding from the union. If only it could...
Holy Crockamole
Perry's exit brings to three the number of GOP candidates that have dropped out of the race despite the endorsement of The Almighty. Perry, along with fellow comedy writers' dreams Herman Cain and Michelle Bachmann, all claimed that their White House bids were inspired by conversations with God--where he urged them to run. Good to see The Big Guy still has a sense of humor.
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012
The Greatest in So Many Ways
Muhammad Ali turned 70 today. In an era where an athlete is considered “controversial” because he says a prayer after a touchdown, or “interesting” because he changes his name to Ocho Cinco to match his jersey number, or “principled” because he only tweets about his contract disputes at halftime, “The Greatest” just seems all that much greater.
Controversial is telling the press that fighting in Vietnam would make no sense because “No Viet Cong ever called me nigger.”
Interesting is calling out opponents who continued to call him Cassius Clay--long after his name change--by screaming “What’s my name?” as he beat them into submission.
Principled is giving up the greatest title in all of sports, one that he had worked his entire life to acquire, in order to follow the tenants of what he believed. And he did all of this in the politically charged, assassination-filled climate of 1960’s America. Oh, and by the way, he was a pretty good boxer too.
Happy birthday champ. Assalam-alaikum.
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Saturday, January 14, 2012
The Evangelicals' Best Option?
As the Republican presidential candidates vie for votes in South Carolina’s upcoming primary, millions of dollars are being spent on television and radio ads trying to woo the state’s substantial Evangelical Protestant family values crowd. Unfortunately for the GOP, with a field consisting of a thrice-married serial cheater, a devout disciple of Ayn Rand, a Catholic, two Mormons and a guy that’s put more people to death than any governor since Pontius Pilate, there is only one candidate the values voters could possibly choose. If they want a happily once-married, Baptist family man with no blood on his hands, they have only one choice—Barack Hussein Obama.
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Sunday, January 1, 2012
GOP 2012: New Year, Same Old Song
With the new year upon us and only two days remaining before the Iowa caucuses, the Republican presidential candidates are spending a great deal of time and money regaling interested Hawkeyes and the national media with their plans for the future. Let me save them a lot of energy and cash.
They want to cut taxes on the rich and corporations, gut regulations that protect you, me and our environment from those corporations, and pay for it by slashing programs that make life better for average Americans. Okay, they may also want to bomb some country filled with brown people after they've won the War on Christmas, but that’s it. That’s all they’ve got—and that’s all they’ve had for 20 years.
Tax cuts, fear mongering and bullshit wedge issues make up their entire plank. Fear mongering you say--whatever do you mean? Well, who don't they hate? I can tell you who they do hate: gay people, union workers, public school teachers, black people, brown people, government workers, atheists, immigrants, east coasters, people from Hollywood, people from San Francisco, Europeans (particularly the French), Muslims, intellectuals, the media (except Fox News--because they are Fair and Balanced), scientists, environmentalists--the list goes on and on.
Obama is a scary Socialist--that's another great old standard. The Republicans have been calling every Democratic president and presidential hopeful either a Communist or a Socialist since the 1930's. Anyone that wants to do anything for anybody that doesn't reside in the highest tax bracket is a damn commie. How can anyone with a third-grade education buy this nonsense? It’s the same thing with guns--another totally bogus non-issue. Nobody has ever proposed anything that would limit hunting weapons or any legal gun ownership, yet they continue to scare people into believing that a cadre of liberals is ready to strike at any moment and rip away their right to bear arms. It’s total nonsense. What have they spent the last three years yammering away about? Death panels and the president's birth certificate. It’s almost as ridiculous as believing that a 21-year-old John Kerry somehow conned the Army into giving him three bogus Purple Hearts. How in the hell can they continue to get away with this stuff? Who in the hell is still voting for these people?
These days they spend the majority of their time hammering Obama over the economy. How convenient is that memory loss? This entire financial meltdown was engineered by Republican greed. Bill Clinton left them with a massive budget surplus which they immediately squandered on two unfunded wars, obscene tax cuts in that time of war and a huge prescription drug program that handed most of the benefits to pharmaceutical companies.
Now they want to balance the books by picking the pockets of the weakest members of our society--the elderly, the working poor, students--while at the same time pushing for even more tax breaks for those that need it the least and huge corporations that waste no time investing that money overseas, slashing jobs here and paying no taxes whatsoever.
The Republicans like to promote themselves as the party that stands up for Americans that work hard and play by the rules and as the party of good Christian values. When examining those claims, consider these facts: Over the past 30 years, 80% of all new income in this country has went to the richest 1% of our citizens, while the top 400 families now control more wealth than the bottom 50% of our entire population. The average American pays roughly 30% in taxes, while billionaire hedge fund managers—who provide nothing to society—pay 15%. Billionaire Warren Buffet pays a lower income tax rate than his secretary. Exxon-Mobil—the most profitable company in the history of mankind--paid no taxes last year. Republicans like this system. They like it so much they want to lower marginal tax rates on the rich and corporations even more. They want to pay for it by cutting Social Security and Medicare benefits for your parents and grandparents, raising taxes on the working poor and gutting protections for the air we breathe, the water we drink and the food we eat. How can anyone—particularly anyone that calls themself Christian—support such policies?
It shouldn’t be surprising though. The GOP has been against every policy or initiative to protect or lift up regular people since the 19th century. Child labor laws, The GI Bill, The Marshall Plan, student loans, the minimum wage, unemployment insurance, seat belts, pollution control, civil rights, consumer protection, women’s rights, worker’s rights, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security—they were against all of them, and they were all going to turn us into a bunch of socialists. All the while they’ve never seen a corporate tax dodge they didn’t love.
2012 might be a new year, but in the immortal words of Steven Tyler: “It’s the same old story, same old song and dance.”
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Saturday, December 17, 2011
Mission Accomplished in Iraq?
Behind the blast doors of a heavily fortified compound in Baghdad, the U.S. military officially ended its mission in Iraq on Thursday. The brief ceremony, attended by no senior members of the Iraqi government, brought to a close the longest and most expensive war in the nation’s history—one that cost the lives of nearly 4,500 U.S. soldiers and over 100,000 Iraqi civilians. Another 32,000 brave young men have been wounded and over $800 billion in national treasure squandered, all for the removal of a third-rate dictator in charge of an army we crushed in a week who posed no threat to our national security, had no involvement in the 9/11 attacks and possessed no weapons of mass destruction.
Nine years after former President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished”, gun battles rage in the streets of a country at the mercy of an emboldened Iran—one no longer countered by Saddam Hussein’s army and threats of advanced weaponry—while our soldiers leave for home under the cover of darkness and heavy security. The architects of this fiasco should be in prison.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Bark Bits... Quick Hits and Fazed Cookies
The Senate yesterday rejected a proposal to roll back tax breaks that benefit the country's five largest oil companies. The vote ensures that while Congress continues to propose massive cuts to everything from education to environmental protection, we will continue to give $4 billion in taxpayer handouts to companies enjoying record profits and charging $4 for a gallon of gas.
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Friday, June 26, 2009
A Sweet & Talented Kid
By Scott Cavanagh
Michael Jackson is dead. Can that really be true? For a person of my particular age group, it’s impossible to remember a time when he was not there—on TV singing those stunningly mature vocals on the J5’s early hits; sporting the gigantic animated Afro in their cartoons; sporting an even bigger real 'Fro and freakin’ kids out with “the robot” while singing “Dancing Machine”. I miss that Michael and have for decades.
As he tried to grow up in the public eye, the sex, drugs and rock and roll culture of the mid-seventies did not jive with Michael’s innocent “man-child” persona and protected lifestyle, and that’s sad.
Perhaps in another time, he might not have been so tortured.
He created a wonderland of music and fun for other kids, but eventually had to build a fake one of his own--complete with carnival rides, hangers-on and bribed "playmates". It’s cliché now to talk about Michael's stolen childhood, particularly after he began using it in recent years as a pat excuse for his increasingly bizarre behavior, but facts are facts. While other kids played, Michael Jackson rehearsed. When other kids were eight and their moms were tucking them in at night--Michael was working topless bars in Gary with his brothers. The kid carried that entire family on his back for over a decade. That’s one heck of a burden to drop on any child. Perhaps that kid is finally free now… and that makes me happy.
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Saturday, February 7, 2009
Thirty Days in the Hole
By Scott Cavanagh
Welcome to Washington Mr. Obama... now its time to save the world.
That is pretty much the sentiment from coast to coast and from pole to pole--leaving our 49th president with more pressure on him to succeed than anyone since Superman spun the planet backwards to save Lois Lane.
Last evening's pseudo state-of-the-union address ended a tumultuous first month in office--one filled with a bunch of early successes and more than one or two unfortunate setbacks. So what have we and our new president learned about our government and its players since the 20th of January?
We learned that Bill Richardson is just as sleazy as we always thought he was (and by the way, Governor Bill--if you're facing a Grand Jury investigation, what in the Hell are you doing running for president?); Tom Daschle deserved his early retirement from the Senate all along; Roland "Tomb of the Pharaohs" Burris is the silliest little liar on the planet; and Republicans still believe every problem can be solved by tax cuts and church attendance.
We also learned some good things however. We learned that Obama is going to shut the unconstitutional PR disaster that is Guantanamo Bay--just like he said he would. We also learned that the $11 billion cut from the SCHIP health insurance program for underprivileged kids would be restored, the true costs of the Iraq-Afghanistan wars will now actually appear on the nation's balance sheet and Helen Thomas is back in the front row for presidential news conferences.
Then there is the stimulus package. Three Republicans. That's all the GOP support the new president could muster, despite presenting a plan that included about .40 cents in tax cuts for every .60 cents of stimulus. So much for bipartisanship.
Obama's bipartisan tone continued for most of last night's address, but as the speech progressed, the president left no doubt that times have changed in Washington--at least as far as the sacred cows of modern conservatism are concerned. You name it, he targeted it: overblown defense budgets, no-bid contracts, tax cuts for the wealthy, unfunded school mandates, war in Iraq, torture--they were all in the crosshairs.
Now things start in earnest. The people have heard the president's plans, along with the comically cartoonish "response" of the newest GOP fresh face with very old and tired ideas--Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal. Obama could be in trouble if people choose tax cuts and prayer over targeted stimulus and a new course. They won't. Only a small minority of supply -siders still believe that mantra--if they ever even did--and the average American just has to look at his or her own bank account or 401k to know who is on the correct side of this argument.
Odds and Ends--
The selection of Jindal to give the GOP response to the president's address is one of the funniest pieces of political Jujitsu I have ever witnessed. Only three months ago, the entire conservative case against Obama revolved around his lack of experience, his rise from the sewer of Chicago politics, his childhood conversion from Islam to Christianity and his funny name. Now 90 days later, Republicans are all a flutter over the prospects of a 37-year-old-governor that was a Hindu until his 20's, took his American name from the Brady Bunch (think the GOP will be referring to him as "Piyush Jindal"--ala Barack Hussein Obama--any time soon?) and hails from the squeaky-clean state of Louisiana. Its almost as ridiculous as them crying about the size of the stimulus bill after doubling the national debt in less than a decade. You just can't make this stuff up.
Speaking of hypocrisy, did anyone catch John McCain's infamous "helicopter question" at Obama's open Q & A the other day? The Arizona senator grilled the president about the costs of a new presidential chopper to be unveiled next year. While the outrageous price tag on the vehicle does raise eyebrows, it seems a tad disingenuous for a man (McCain) that has wrecked not one, not two, but five multi-million dollar fighter jets through his own negligence and hubris (his words, not mine) to complain about the costs of the vehicle that carries the leader of the free world.
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